Manufacturer's Recall Notice
Regardless of Make or Year or Tithe Amount, all units known as "human
beings" are being recalled by the Manufacturer. This is due to a
malfunction in the original prototype units code named "Adam" and "Eve,"
resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent
units. This defect is technically termed "Serious Internal
Non-morality," but more commonly known as "SIN."
Symptoms of the SIN defect include, but are not limited to:
A) Loss of direction
B) Lack of peace and joy
D) Foul vocal emissions
The Manufacturer is providing factory authorized repair service FREE of
charge to correct the SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus Christ,
has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering
cost of these repairs.
To repeat... There is no fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is P-R-A-Y-E-R
Once connected, please upload the burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE
procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Christ,
into the SOUL component of the human unit. No matter how big or small
the SIN defect is, Christ will replace it with:
J) Everything He Has Is Yours
Please see the Operating Manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the
use of these fixes. As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made
available to all repaired units a facility enabling direct monitoring
assistance from the resident Maintenance Technician, THE HOLY SPIRIT.
Repaired units need only make Him welcome and accept his Word and He
will take up residence on the premises.
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