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The TV is my shepherd. I shall not want; 

It makes me lie down on the sofa; 

It leads me away from the faith; It destroys my soul. 

It leads me in the paths of sex and violence for the sponsor's sake. 

Yea, though I walk in the shadow of Christian responsibilities, there will be no interruption for the TV is with me; 

Its cable and remote control, they comfort me. 

It prepares a commercial for me in the presence of my worldliness; 

It anoints my head with humanism and consumerism, my coveting runneth over. 

Surely, laziness and ignorance shall follow me all the days of my life; 

and I shall dwell in the house watching TV forever.

Source: Dr. Neil Chadwick

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