Some Comebacks for Nodding Off at Work
If you nod off and your boss catches you catching a few z's at the desk, here are a few comebacks to cover yourself.
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.
This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
Whew, I guess I left the top off the correction
This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.
I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work- related stress.
Darn, why did you interrupt me ? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won 't wear off.
And finally, the best thing to say after you're caught asleep at your desk is "Amen. "
Source: Aha! Jokes.com
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